I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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