And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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