Jerry, you need to find god
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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