great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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