Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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