I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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