Slut skills are useful in every country.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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