Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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