When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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