Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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