Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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