I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
COCAINE IS GR8
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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