it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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