just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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