Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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