We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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