You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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