His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Come on in and take your pants off
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