just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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