Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
