when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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