Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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