she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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