She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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