HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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