is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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