I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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