It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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