dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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