Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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