in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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