O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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