Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
