you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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