Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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