he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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