Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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