So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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