How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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