is wine microwaveable?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He shit in the fireplace
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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