Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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