Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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