whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Randomize
