Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Found your dick twin last night
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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