What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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