Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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