Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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