strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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