This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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