Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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