I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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