U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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