these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
