Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do vagina's smell?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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