This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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